a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
my tumblr pet peeves:
- automatic playing music
- music that automatically starts
- when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
- that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge
- music on your page that just comes out of nowhere
i want the world to end with me freshly showered and moisturized im like 27 wearing neutral colors and im laying on a giant rock at night and i pop open a giant container of moose tracks ice cream idc what brand does it ever matter all ice cream brands r good anyways …the meteor crashes right down on me i want to be the first one it touches and i reach my palm out and caress it for like .0000000000000000000000002 seconds b4 it obliterates the world….
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
imagine banana with any other vowel
Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply